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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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cloacacarnage

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

futureblackpolitician

Wtf????

theryanproject

Smoove with it too 

meqabitch

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

bankuei

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

pardonmewhileipanic

reminds me of this gif

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Originally posted by wavingtoyesterday

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batter-sempai

Baseball players are to be feared

cynosurecosplay

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Originally posted by unbelievable-facts

thenamesdiondra

Reblogging for the last one

saito-91

^Same for me

amuzed1

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

scp2008

much woah

lord-blongus

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

cleoselene

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

lostspirit101

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

funnierabbit75

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

greatcomputerearthquake

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Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

shyflops

Clip from a newspaper. It is a quote from Randy Johnson, Seattle Mariners pitcher. "I don't own a gun, but I keep a bag of baseballs near our bed. If someone breaks in they better be wearing a batting helmet because I'm going to throw at their head."

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this

imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

iamwestiec

He does photography now, and I guess just in case you’re booking him wondering “is it that Randy Johnson?” … here’s his logo:

randy johnson photography logo, featuring a dead bird
rayj4ck

Dude popped that bird and made it his whole personality. And you know what, I respect it. I’d do the same if I had that to my name.

emerald-oryx
pillsburysoyboy

Something you need to understand is that when capitalists say something “can’t be automated” what they mean is “it can be automated, but running a sweatshop is cheaper.”

Meanwhile, when workers say something “can’t be automated” they mean “maybe you can automate it but the results will be somewhere between ‘incredibly poor quality’ and ‘turns people into meat paste’.”

Anyway I feel like that’s a distinction worth mentioning.

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junkratsadstuck

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

junkratsadstuck

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

derinthescarletpescatarian

Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.

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seandotpolitics

London-based student Lewis Hornby is a grandson on a mission. When he noticed that his dementia-afflicted grandmother was having trouble staying hydrated, he came up with Jelly Drops—bite-sized pods of edible water that look just like tasty treats.

Each of these colorful “candies” is made up of mostly water, with gelling agents and electrolytes making up just 10% of their composition. Available in a rainbow of colors and presented in packaging reminiscent of a box of chocolates, Jelly Drops are an easy and engaging way to avoid dehydration—a common problem for those suffering from degenerative neurological diseases.

“It is very easy for people with dementia to become dehydrated,” he explains. “Many no longer feel thirst, don’t know how to quench thirst, or don’t have the dexterity to drink.” With this in mind, Hornby set out to find a solution. In addition to seeking advice from psychologists and doctors, he opted to “experience” life with dementia himself through the use of virtual reality tools and a week in a care home.

Once he was familiar with what dementia patients need, he brainstormed what they want. “From my observations, people with dementia find eating much easier than drinking. Even still, it can be difficult to engage and encourage them to eat. I found the best way to overcome this is to offer them a treat! This format excites people with dementia, they instantly recognize it and know how to interact with it.”

Case in point? Hornby’s own grandmother’s reaction: “When first offered, grandma ate seven Jelly Drops in 10 minutes, the equivalent to a cup full of water—something that would usually take hours and require much more assistance.”

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@thebibliosphere

thebibliosphere

What a fantastic helper.

fuckingrecipes

First of all, this is an amazing invention. 

Second of all, I’d like to remind everyone that Jell-o counts as a fluid

That is, many doctors prescript Jell-o, and Gelatin treats to children and adults who, for whatever reason, have trouble keeping hydrated. Maybe they have jaw issues. Maybe dementia, or they are on a fluid-only diet and drinking broth for weeks is mind-boggling boring. 

Jell-o brand in particular has a lot of sugar added to the packets, however it’s quite straightforward to buy plain gelatin and make low-sugar jelly blobs to snack on for that sweet fruit-pop of hydration.

Soo~ Here we goooo~ 

2 cups juice – Orange juice, grape juice, whatever you want. Fuck, you could even use your favorite blend of tea, or coffee (though coffee, in my experience, needs a little more gelatin to set properly)

Low heat until juice is hot, but before it starts to boil – once you see a bit of bubbles rising, add 2 tablespoons gelatin, and stir gelatin into hot juice until totally dissolved.

Turn off heat

Add another cup and a half of juice (or whatever), stir for another minute or so, then pour into a mold.

You could pour it into ice cube trays, a Tupperware container, or any sort of silicone candy mold.

Cover it, stick in the fridge overnight, and viola~

Bite-sized taste snacks, full of water.

Gelatin is broken down very easily and put to use once in your gut, so it’s fine to eat loads of it, and otherwise you’re just taking mouthfuls of juice… or tea or whatever.

If you want it a bit more sweet, feel free to add sugar or honey to your hot juice… or hot…whatever…

I was pondering about the guy’s electrolytes worked and now I’m paralyzed with the idea of turning Gatorade into jell-o.

whynew

Don’t use pineapple juice for this!!! The enzymes break down the gelatin and you’ll be left with soup.

fuckingrecipes

Right on, forgot about that! Kiwi, Pineapple, Figs, Ginger, Guava, and Papaya have an enzyme that flips the bird to gelatin. 

Apple, Grape, Strawberries, Orange, Cherries, Blueberries, Blackberries, Lemons, Peaches, Raspberries, and Cranberries all make great gelatin snacks, though. 

abyss-tidalpunk

i firmly believe that information like this needs to be shared, especially in any situation where the future is brought into question. as someone who’s grandfather had advanced dementia, i know first hand how difficult and devastating this can be.

seeing inventions like this come into existence is uplifting!

~ mod abalone ~

darkbookworm13

reblogging for both this amazing inventor’s story, and for the DIY alternative that anyone who struggles with hydration needs can utilize.

lastoneout

This stuff would be great for people with adhd bcs I know my ass cannot remeber to drink enough water no matter how much I try, but jello? Oh boy that gets the serotonin buzzing 👀